morebetternarrative:

Welcome again to the More Better Narrative. Today we have a trio of terror of Mike, Jesse, and BJ, talking about prostitutes, burritos, fur coats, adult diapers, and other haunting experiences. I’ve gotten a few emails about topics, and I apologize that they are not included in this weeks episode because we’re idiots and forgot. Next week however, I will address them. Like us on facebook.com/MBNpodcast, follow us on twitter.com/MBNpodcast, and send your comments, queries, and topic suggestions to morebetternarrative@gmail.com. And, as always, thanks for listening.

Download episode 11 here

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Armine will watch Jesse ‘have’ a prostitute

Jesse, the human burrito

Armine is a “Stone cold pimp”

Hand tattoos, and Jesse’s dick tattoo

Mike Wohlberg can’t rag on us this week

Limited forms of media

SuperWohlberg & Clark Klent

“Grabbing your cock”

Hairy Armine shaves for tour

For Armine, tour is like Gattaca

BJ’s 5 layers and fur coat

The drumming cat-beard

Armine almost killed Rosetta

Green vans for president

Just close your eyes and finish

Jesse’s logic behind non-beardage

Galactus gets a raise, “The universe eater”

Jesse’s collection of abducted cheerleaders

Adult diapers for Jesse

The ultimate man-child

Armine’s shoestring thong

The famed story of the ‘Elbow nudge’

Supernatural experiences:

—Armine gets visited by Jimi Hendrix

—BJ’s Batman poster

—Jesse’s ghostly backslap

Armine is banned from listening to cable in the van

Paranormal Activity

Urban theater experiences

Movie credit card scam

Armines’ rule-breaking halloween costume

My lifestyle determines my luke warm water style

Fred Durst is a bag of dicks

Limp Bizkit guitar center tryouts scam

Frisk-n-searches gone wrong

Damn iPhones…you scary bro

The computers know what you do and want

Fiona Apple, a Mike Armine assessment. “A really, neat, neat little freak”