TheMoreBetterNarrative - Episode 11
Welcome again to the More Better Narrative. Today we have a trio of terror of Mike, Jesse, and BJ, talking about prostitutes, burritos, fur coats, adult diapers, and other haunting experiences. I’ve gotten a few emails about topics, and I apologize that they are not included in this weeks episode because we’re idiots and forgot. Next week however, I will address them. Like us on facebook.com/MBNpodcast, follow us on twitter.com/MBNpodcast, and send your comments, queries, and topic suggestions to morebetternarrative@gmail.com. And, as always, thanks for listening.
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Armine will watch Jesse ‘have’ a prostitute
Jesse, the human burrito
Armine is a “Stone cold pimp”
Hand tattoos, and Jesse’s dick tattoo
Mike Wohlberg can’t rag on us this week
Limited forms of media
SuperWohlberg & Clark Klent
“Grabbing your cock”
Hairy Armine shaves for tour
For Armine, tour is like Gattaca
BJ’s 5 layers and fur coat
The drumming cat-beard
Armine almost killed Rosetta
Green vans for president
Just close your eyes and finish
Jesse’s logic behind non-beardage
Galactus gets a raise, “The universe eater”
Jesse’s collection of abducted cheerleaders
Adult diapers for Jesse
The ultimate man-child
Armine’s shoestring thong
The famed story of the ‘Elbow nudge’
Supernatural experiences:
—Armine gets visited by Jimi Hendrix
—BJ’s Batman poster
—Jesse’s ghostly backslap
Armine is banned from listening to cable in the van
Paranormal Activity
Urban theater experiences
Movie credit card scam
Armines’ rule-breaking halloween costume
My lifestyle determines my luke warm water style
Fred Durst is a bag of dicks
Limp Bizkit guitar center tryouts scam
Damn iPhones…you scary bro
The computers know what you do and want
Fiona Apple, a Mike Armine assessment. “A really, neat, neat little freak”
